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本帖最后由 yping88 于 21-9-2013 06:14 编辑
The following dialogue has been lingering on (徘徊) my mind ever since I started following Newozer's posts. It has been, therefore, inspired by @newozer and specially made to dedicate to him (谨以此献给他).
John: I couldn't help but announcing what a lucky guy I am to marry my LD. She is so wise that she always knows how to get me well under control in the marriage. She is not only a wonderful house-keeper, but also a fantastic cook who always brings the delicious foods to the table.
Friends: Wow, how blessed you are! But it sounds like your LD has covered every task in the house. What is your contribution in the family then?
John: Me? Oh, believe me! I work unbelievably harder than my LD in the house!
Friend: Oh, How so?
John: Well, I have to work around the clock coming up with something complimentary about her, and then keep her informed that her efforts have been recognized and appreciated. Usually, I don’t mind paying her all the compliments, but I have to think hard to bring them up in the natural and different styles. So that I can make them sound like just coming about by chance other than on purpose, and also sound interesting and creative rather than dull and boring. The hardest thing is when LD takes break from those tasks, I still have to compliment her. So, she can be well convinced that my sweet talks haven’t been only initiated either when I am hungry or when I need to ask a favor of her.
Friend: Oh, it sure sounds like a hard work. In that case, why don’t you just save yourself from all the hard mental work and share some house chore then?
John: Noooooo, the house chore is not what I major In! My specialty is doing the sweet talks and I am particularly cut out for it (有做这个的天赋)!
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