man curses reflexes

carhelp

hope u guys enjoy it. no bricks:p

Dave walks into the pub and sees his mate Jack huddled on the bar,depressed. Dave walks over and asks Jack whats wrong.
'well,' replies Jack, 'you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?'  
'yes,' replies Dave with a smile.
'well,' says Jack, straightening up,' I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.'
'that's great!' says Dave.'when are u going out?'
'I went to meet her earlier this eveniing.'Jack countinues,'but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some sticky tape and taped my johnny to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show.'
'sensible' says Dave
'so I got to her door step,'says Jack, 'and rang the bell. And she answered it in the sheerest, tiniest negligee you've ever seen.'
'and what happen then?'
Jack huddles over the bar again.' I kicked her in the face!'

lisa2008

haha~ tell you what, i know where to buy bricks

joking  it's really funny, thanks~

kinkui

why kick her face ? pls telling me .........

kinkui

why?????????????

pinxinge

Technically, dumpbell might help in his case.

triksgold

原帖由 kinkui 于 14-1-2011 01:45 发表

                               
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why kick her face ? pls telling me .........

are you kidding me?have u ever seen a trebuchet before?

evoon

smail
tks

interesting

kinezox