是女人都爱“住豪宅”和“在宝马里哭”，不分种族

非处勿扰

拜金女：I got from the Lonely Heart Ad that you’re looking for a partner?
洋凯子：Yeah. Are you interested? Your voice sounds sweet.
拜金女：Thank you. You said in the AD you have a car? What brand is it?
洋凯子：It’s a BMW 7 Series Sedan.
拜金女：What colour is it?
洋凯子：Silver. I like it very much. It goes with my skin.
拜金女：My favorite colour too. And you have a house? How big is it?
洋凯子：120 square meters. My parents left me the house and the farm when they passed away two years ago.
拜金女：Oh that’s wonderful! Sorry, I mean…I am really sorry to hear that.
洋凯子：How about you? What colour is your skin?
拜金女：Wait, why?
洋凯子：Nothing. I want to imagine how you look like? How tall are you?
拜金女：170. Actually I don’t think you’re being polite to…
洋凯子：Hmm, it’s OK. But I do prefer taller woman. What is your weight?
拜金女：Pardon? Are you looking for a girlfriend or a model?
洋凯子：Are you looking for a boyfriend or a house and a car?

Lonely Heart Car.wma (326.22 KB, 下载次数: 13)

28-4-2010 18:20 上传

点击文件名下载附件

============================================================================================================
附：《史记 拜金女马诺列传》

     马诺者，年二十，本为京城画伶。画伶者，以身谋财之人也，或袒胸露臀，或着异服，供人摄之以制画。此业男女皆可为，卑鄙然得财甚多。

     诺性乖僻，喜异装，常彩其发，画浓妆，形容甚妖艳。

     和谐七年初，苏省宣渝台办男女相亲大会，聘孟公，乐公为监督，行月老之事，担红娘之责，且以电视广传于九州，妙趣横生，众皆称善，争相睹之。诺亦与会。

     某日，某少年甲择诺，问曰："子愿与我骑车同行乎？"诺哂笑曰："吾愿哭于宝马。"

     此言既出，众皆恶之。此后，诺搔首弄姿，频出狂言。诺之尖酸刻薄之态，显矣！某壮士不忿，借与会之时当面斥之，诺咆哮若农家泼妇，众益恶之。一时间，非诺之言盛起，更有甚者，曰："诺，千夫之妾也！"

     太史公曰:人必自贱而后人贱之，诺之窘境，诺之过也，非众人不明也。

     是为记。

[ 本帖最后由 非处勿扰 于 28-4-2010 17:29 编辑 ]

绒绒妈妈

呵呵，马诺长得不好看么，但是丑女多作怪，一点不假

Yok

怎么语速和语气像听力练习？

nvgh

纯指《马诺列传》而已。。。。