"A couple of years ago my wife and I were in the women's department of Sears [like Farmers] in the US," writes Matt. "She was trying on clothes and I was waiting about 10m away on a seat which looked perfect for bored husbands. After a minute a shop assistant came over and asked me to leave the area. I said my wife was trying clothes on and she would like me nearby to get my opinion. No dice, I had to move. My parting words were yelled to my wife 'Don't buy anything, they think I'm a pervert. I'll be out in the carpark!"'