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居然可以翻成英文。
Often say: "Patience character's head with a knife," then why is not marriage. Do you think people are sweet sweet honey wife, husband owes on the degree of heating your home? In fact, only people who can suppress it, the sweetness of outsiders, and perhaps many wives to "arsenic" when "Honey"Swallowed it. Come, let us summarize and list what her husband are susceptible to committing the "evil" as well, said that he had, perhaps easier to swallow it down.
1, no feet or go to bed without brushing his teeth. These moves, in fact very "loser" (loser), because exposure to a person's self-control.
2, do not lift the toilet gasket. Absolutely complete loser by the, the poor just keep up with the large degree of toilet paper You Yipin not after.
3, lying fine. "This is something I am saying!"Fart ah," a word "ten years has been said, cars do? Ward it?
4, locking TV sports channel. Even if the wife in the side of the strippers, do not race more exciting than the Na Changqiu. Gas ah.
5, Internet. That is not Internet cafes, also vowing to change the home study, Internet cafes. Background to a forever night against you, even pumping his big mouth is not very convenient son!
6, lust. Streets do not like clothes, eyes staring at beautiful women turns criticizing one, people would dare retorted that "the heart of beauty in everyone." IDown!
7, misplacing dirty socks everywhere. Coffee table, dining table, sofa, others can be permanently stored in stinking socks. If you do not take away his wife, let, where they have been disseminated in a particular gas Well.
8, supermarket goods is not homing. Supermarket plastic bags, what should have been staying in a plastic bag, until his wife return to their home category, well, even though his own back from the supermarket to buy things.
9, pull footed and picking your nose. Self-cleaning work, he only thing we seek the presence of people do? Dear, And then do it not to his wife as an outsider ah!
10, used covers items like toothpaste, face cream after the lid is not relevant. May be stupid to not understand his design principles - Design a cover is to be locked up for.
11, large vinegar altar. Male colleagues after work looking for your phone to let him take the results stink face all night. As for the so! Possessive 太夸张了吧.
12, and threw drunken. Zhuang counsels people gall liquor, drinking alcohol, counseling people become insane, his wife changed carer. Anyway, a drink highBad quality have been brought out.
13, Wong Duan. Huang scripts do not go well with rice, estimated that he had dinner with friends on the only "right to remain silent," the.
14, casually lying. Did not come home from work is "overtime" Well, men and women equal pay yet, and who do not understand this "overtime" in the tricky, ah.
15, does not like to use condoms. Hate "who love to wear socks and feet," the bad analogy! Protection of women's rights, only by women themselves.
16, throw condoms. MalePeople have used a condom package with clean up and thrown into a suitable place, that the man on the woman and their respect, this is best not to woman hands.
17, leaving nails. Nail a woman's prerogative to stay, please men behave, they each hand of each finger nails are clean and should be addressed.
18, AA system. Engage in the economic life of a husband and wife the latter is not to find someone to marry feeling, but found a debt partners.
19, all day outdoor obsession. Where the mountains, wearing a jacket carrying a full set of accountsEngage in outdoor tent, God, if the result is the case, why human beings evolved to build a house to live in?
20, without any interest. My husband is actually more than this crazy fascination with football or outdoor Gengrang wife crazy. You say life can be doing with him?
21, stingy. Everything you buy are "too expensive" or "not necessary", originally succulent life of "spending money" met him become the most depressing thing.
22 years in the Kara ok growl. He thought he was as much man ah, in fact, heard that his wifeGood shame - can not sing on the other when Jimmy Pa.
23, cell phone crazy. They eat in a restaurant, feels it is his and the phone's Zhangsanlisi a meal. Who will attend those who break things, ah, appetite die out!
24, go out bath. Family has decorated five-star bathroom, hot water with constant temperature of 42 degrees Celsius, with his wife prepared in advance a clean underwear, but, people still keep up a friend go out bath. Wash Ghosts! Meaning is not really a bath wash.
25, snoring. Honey, withYou get married, I have always thought he was sleeping in the middle of the night to continue to work on a construction site. That site, so that ruins my sleep ... .... (The above in alphabetical order) |
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发表于 7-5-2010 16:29:17
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