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[entertainment] Brad Pitt Had A Little Accident (引人入胜)

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发表于 27-10-2009 22:50:35 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式
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Lately it seems that some of the paparazzi are getting a little excited and running into celebrities' cars. It happened to Nicole Richie, the Jackson kidsand now Billy Goat Brad Pitt. TMZsays that Brad was on his motorcycle and stopped at a red light when apap's car decided it wanted to do butt sex with him. Brad's bike wasn'tfeeling it, so it hit the car in front of it and then fell over takingBrad with it. In non-gutter talk, a pap rear-ended Brad's bike causinghim to hit the car in front of him before he fell over.
Brad got up, dusted himself off, pulled his bike up and then raninto a nearby apartment building where he called someone to pick himup. Seconds later, the child army (led by Maddox) parachuted in, grabbed Brad and then busted out of there while action [color=#ff0ff ! important][color=#ff0ff ! important]music played in the background. No, one of Brad's slaves showed up, and took him home.
Don't worry, not even one pubic hair on his chin muff was harmed.
UPDATE: TMZ is now sayingthat nobody else was involved in the lil' accident. A pap's car didn'tdo anal with Brad's bike. According to some witness, Brad tried to getbetween a parked car and a car stopped at a ride light. As he wastrying to get by, his handlebars clipped the car and he lost control.Before he knew it, he was on the ground with his bike. His body isn'tbruised, but his ego is. You know when St. Angie heard about this shit,she queefed, "f***ing amateur."
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 楼主| 发表于 27-10-2009 22:50:58 | 只看该作者
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看到Brad的ass了么?
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