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[work&lifestyle] Men vs. Women

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发表于 21-6-2008 14:25:11 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式

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这篇文章从几个角度分析男女的不同,呵呵

COMPARING NICKNAMES比较昵称
  If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.
  If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
  EATING OUT外出就餐
  When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.
  When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
  MONEY金钱
  A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
  A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
  BATHROOMS浴室
  A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, comb, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
  The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337... A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
  ARGUMENTS论据
  A woman has the last word in any argument.
  Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
  CATS猫科动物
  Women love cats.
  Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
这条有意思:妇女爱猫。 男人说,他们爱猫,不过,当妇女不看,男人踢猫。
  FUTURE未来
  A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
  A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
  SUCCESS成功
  A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
一个成功的男人是一人可使更多的钱给他的妻子花。
一个成功的女人是一个可以找到这样的男人的人。哈哈这两句幽默、讽刺
  MARRIAGE婚姻
  A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
  A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
  DRESSING UP打扮
  A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
  A man will only dress up for weddings and funerals.
  NATURAL自然
  Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
  Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
  OFFSPRING后代
  Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
  A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
  THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no sense in two people remembering the same thing.

[ 本帖最后由 woody81 于 21-6-2008 13:27 编辑 ]
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发表于 21-6-2008 18:16:05 | 只看该作者
I agree ,I feel it is talking about me
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发表于 21-6-2008 20:38:34 | 只看该作者
MONEY金钱
  A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
  A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want

really?
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发表于 22-6-2008 15:09:09 | 只看该作者

回复 #3 nizi 的帖子

sure
women go shopping not because they need sth, sometimes for fun, but they can always encounter sth that "u can't miss"
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发表于 22-6-2008 17:29:40 | 只看该作者

回复 #4 ritaclin 的帖子

women love shopping the same as men's hating it
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发表于 22-6-2008 17:31:46 | 只看该作者

回复 #5 江湖 的帖子

men love PC games the same as women hate it
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