joke:samurai slice flies

carhelp

In need of a new Chief Samurai, the Emperor calls together all the great dojo master. After a huge and glorious tournament, just three champions are left: a Korean Samurai, a Jap Samurai, and a Jewish Samurai. In one final test, the Emperor asks the trio to prove their swordmanship. Immediately the Korean Samurai steps forword, unsheathes his mighty sword and it scythes through the air with a 'woosh'. The onlooker gasp as a single fly falls to the floor, sliced in two. But the jap samurai is not impressed. Wielding his own shiny blade.
He also clefts the air, and with a quick 'swish' another fly falls- this time in four precise pieces. the crowd does wild. Finally,it's the turn of the Jewish samurai. Smiling, he pulls out his weapon,and there's a quick flurry of thrusts. The fly, however, glides happily away and out of the nearby window. "shame on you,' grumbles the Emperor,'you failed to kill the fly.'  "aha,' says the Jewish Samurai.' but circumcision is not meant to kill.'

triksgold

not bad.though I have heard of this in Chinese before