This is how we never met

mason00

mason00

Em...who do we have here?
Yes, I defintely get much better if you are here over there.
Of all the empty bunches here, he just chose the only one in front of me, could he be any more obviouse?
Of all the empty bunches here, I choosen one in front of her. Hope it wasn't too obviouse. Wa, I cannot move now.
He is cute.
O, man, she's cute.
Well dressed, well gram, nice shoes. Looks tall.
So cute, I must sit in a cool post.
Ha...nice slip(?)
O, yeah, I look good now. Damn, you should look at me. Well, she's not going to look, I will. Hm, reading health magazine. Guess it means she is health.
What's he reading? New York? What the hell is that? Because he is culture, intellgent.
We can go running together.
Smart and hot, that's rude
I wonder what she doing at here in the middle of afternoon. Becuase the bus is close by? Maybe she is a fasion student. Cool, that will explain her floral pants.
It's the middle of the day. What's he doing at the park? O, may be he runs his own business.
OK, now you have to say something. She smile at you.
That's definitely more than a glance. He smiled. Come on, say something.
There's no one else here. There's nothing ot lose. No one will see you get rejected. O, my gash. Even in your imagination you get rejected. Loser. OK, How should I start?
I've never seen him before. Nice day. Execuse me, where you get this awesome floral pants. Hello, anything? I've been reading the same paragraph for ten minutes.
O, I got it. This will be prefect.
Damn it.
OK, be sure to look cute when you're talking.
I wonder what it is? Boy friend? No, may be just friend.
A...I will show you fun. OK, too much, too much.
Stupid funny friend.
Finally, she probably not alone. No, I pretend to text someone.
Fine, if he hasn't guts to say something first, I will. Happy new year, I knew you, girl friend. Why it's just call some girl firend? OK, focus. Just say hi.
You know, she could say something to me first. Why does it always have to be the guys to do something first.
Holly crap, this is scarely. Guys have to do this all the time? OK, girl friend, let's do this. O, my gash, did he seriousely just check her out in front of me?
Did that girl just pass me?
Yr...he is trying to take her scent? What the hell?
OK, that's rude. I was trying to connect the girl and she gave me attitude. She is probably one of the girls that thinks every guys look her way think she is hot. She is even not special.
There's a boy friend or sugar dady is coming. Probably buys every thing for her. Like those urgly flaw pants.
This full afternoon, what the hell he just reading in the park? Probably he doesn't have a job, just crippen on girls.
It's fully afternoon, her boy friend probably just let her using his credit card. Reading health, just enter her image. Spoiler.
A huge waste of time.
I can probably do better.