Migrating to Australia

mite

Subject: Migrating to Australia
A Chinese man decides to retire and move to Australia after 50 years of
living in Shanghai.

He bought a small piece of land near Mt Isa. A few days after moving in,
the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new
guy to the region. He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he
sees theChinese man running around his frontyard chasing about 10 hens.
Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs', he decides to put the
welcome on hold for the day.

The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to
knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the
Chinese man urinate into a glass and then drink  it. Not wanting to
interrupt another 'Chinese custom', he decides to put the welcome on
hold for yet another day.

A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next
door, he sees the Chinese man leading a bull down the drive-way,
...pause...., and then  put his head next to the bull's bum.

The Aussie bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man and
says, 'Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with yourChinese customs?

I come over to welcome you to the neighbourhood, and see you running
around the yard after hens.
The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it, and then today
you have your head so close to that bull's bum, it could just about shit
on you.'

The Chinese man is very taken back and says, 'Sorry sir, you no
understand, these no ...  Chinese customs I doing, these Australian
Customs.'

'What do you mean mate' says the Aussie, 'Those aren't Australian
customs.'

Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me' replied the Chinese man,

'He say to become true Australian, I must learn to..... chase chicks,
..... get piss drunk, and .... listen to bull-shit.'

mite

Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me' replied the Chinese man,

'He say to become true Australian, I must learn to..... chase chicks,
..... get piss drunk, and .... listen to bull-shit.'

yearshappy

An Indian migrated to America, and moved into an American neighborhood;
His American neighbour went next door to wish him welcome.

He was shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like mad.
"Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home.

The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Indian man again. When he looked through his window, he saw the Indian man urinate into a cup and drink it. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till tomorrow, he went on with other stuff.

The third day, he was determined he had to welcome the Indian man. At his gate, he saw the Indian man with his ear pressed against a cow's big fat butt. Seeing this, he became angry and went up to the Indian man.

"I'm sorry sir, I did want to wish you a warm welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy Indian customs!" He yelled in the Indian man's face.
The Indian man looked confused and answered. "Sorry sir, I think you are mistaken. These are actually American customs. I was told, that in order to be a true American, you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and listen to bull-sheet."

yearshappy

chase chicks - In old days families had their big yards and lots of chickens. They would chase them to...
piss drunk - People got drunk in pubs. On the way home they pissed on the street because they were too drunk to know it.
listen to bullshit - Till today we've known all about the bullshit from everywhere

Backpacker

A fabulous story,mate!haha