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一个阳光明媚的冬天，上午滑雪后,我们坐在外面吃午饭. 一个人问我们之间的唯一的苏格兰人 “你穿着苏格兰裙子滑雪. 你像一个真正的苏格兰人这样穿着它？”
“当然. 我可以向大家证明” 苏格兰人答道.
大声欢呼起来了. “现在，我们想知道了。”
“没问题。”他指我：“你可以用你的手摸在我的裙子里面”.
“不！你疯了？“我不相信地回答. 我敢打赌，他知道我会说不，并指命了我.
“我会做”，另一个女孩自告奋勇. 她是那么欢喜的接近他.
“等一会. ”他说. “脱掉你的滑雪手套，用你的裸露双手触摸. ”他高大站在拱形走向她.
再大声欢呼引起.
随着短暂犹豫，她同意了. “好吧，裸露的手！”接着她脱下她的滑雪手套, 用她的手伸进他的苏格兰裙子里面.
他迸发出一个非常痛苦的嚎叫。她笑着满意地点头. “是的，一个真正的苏格兰人啊！” 原来, 她好不容易藏些积雪住她的手里,并赋予它一个真正的寒冷的挤压在他的裙子里面.
如果你没有明白，称赞自己，因为你是如此的天真无邪.
如果你明白，你也为你鼓掌，因为你是如此有学问和成熟.
阅读这一切后, 如果你还没有明白，请咨询油饼.
One sunny winter day, we sat outside for lunch after morning skiing. One guy turned to the only Scottish among us, “You wear a Scottish skirt to ski. Are you wearing it as a real Scott does?”
“Of course. I can prove to you all”, the Scotsman replied.
Loud cheer aroused. “NOW, we want to know now.”
“No problem.” He appointed at me “you can use your hand to touch it inside my skirt”.
“No!!! Are you crazy?!” I answered in disbelieve. I bet he knew I would say that and appointed me on that ground.
“I will do it”, another girl volunteered. She was so cheerful while approaching him.
“Wait it a minute.” He said. “Take off your ski gloves, and touch it by your bare hands.” He stood tall and arched toward her too.
Even louder cheer aroused again.
With a split of second hesitation, she agreed. “Ok, bare hand!” Then she took off her ski gloves and slides her hands inside his Scottish skirt.
He burst out a very painful howling. She grinned with satisfaction and nodded.” Yes, a real Scots indeed!” She somehow managed grabbing some snow in her hands and gave it a real cold squeeze under his skirt.
If you do not get it, applaud yourself, for you are so innocent and pure.
If you do get it, applaud yourself too, for you are so knowledgeable and mature.
If you still do not get it after reading all this, please consult with 油饼 |
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