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10 Gadgets That Make You Less Physically Repulsivefrom Gizmodo: Top by Sean Fallon
Havingtrouble scoring a date? Do the villagers keep knocking on your doorwith lit torches and pitchforks in hand? Not to worry, there are plentyof gadgets out there that can help get you cleaned up, toned up and*ahem* beefed up for the ladies. But remember, it's not just aboutlooks or how successful you are—women will see right past that to yourinner beauty—your sparkling personality. Hahaha! Seriouslythough...these 10 gadgets can work wonders.
Grooming:
Mangroomer:Alright guys, let's start with the basics. You are never going to finda woman that finds it erotic to run her hands through your back hair.None of this "take me as I am" bs...shave it off with a Mangroomerelectric shaver. You are making everyone sick there, Chewbacca. [Amazon via Link]
GoateeSaver: Moving around to the front, we have a contraption designed tokeep your goatee neat and clean for the ladies. Just bite down on theclip inside to hold it in place and adjust the frame to the desiredwidth using the gears. Don't expect miracles, though. Not everyone canwork a goatee as well as Mark Wilson and I. [GoateeSaver via Link]
JustKitting Kit: Traveling downtown we have a grooming kit speciallydesigned to not only manage your excessive pubic hair growth, but turnit into a work of art. Each kit comes with a set of stencils that allowyou to shape your pubes into patterns like a heart and a star.Unfortunately, there are no balloons, moons, rainbows, horseshoes, hatsor pots of gold. [Makeup]
SunshowerDeluxe: If I have to tell you that taking a shower once in awhile isessential for attracting the ladies, there may not be any hope for you.Nonetheless, I will forge ahead with Sentavi's Sunshower Deluxe. It notonly gets you clean, it also leaves you with a golden brown tan. [Sentavi via Link]
Exercise:
TreadmillDesk: You're fat—there is no getting around it. Sometimes you just haveto suck it up and exercise. Fortunately a number of options exist thatare aimed squarely at nerds. This treadmill desk with its five-displaysetup definitely falls into that category. [Link]
SpringflexUB: The treadmill handled your cardio routine, now the Springflex willhandle your strength training. As you can see, you never have to leaveyour precious computer when you do a workout. All you have to do isclamp the Springflex arms to your desk and get crackin' on those punybiceps. [Skymall]
GarminForerunner 405: If you can't afford a personal trainer, the GarminForerunner 405 may be the next best thing. Users can record dataregarding speed, distance, heart rate and location (using built-in GPS)as well as info about courses, goals and specific workouts. It evenwirelessly syncs to your computer when you enter the room. [Link]
AbdominalEtching: All the exercise and dieting in the world may not get you thatsix-pack that you have always wanted. That's where medical sciencecomes to the rescue. In addition to standard liposuction, abdominaletching involves sculpting grooves in the fat layers to emphasizemuscle. [Link]
Deception:
Wonderjock:If basic grooming, exercise and plastic surgery are not enough, youcould go the extra mile and try to throw women off. For example: theWonderjock is quite literally a Wonderbra for men. It separates andlifts, pushing your manhood forward—which gives the appearance ofenhanced size. Rumor has it that Ewan McGregor bought a ton of them. [Aussiebum]
UglyBags: Okay guys, it's the end of the line. If all else fails just puton an ugly bag, turn down the lights and find a woman with pooreyesight. [MyStore] |
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发表于 20-9-2008 10:59:30
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