Come on, let's maintain a healthy level of insanity!!!

gpoint

• At lunch time, sit In your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars .... see if they slow down!!
  
• Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
  
• Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has recovered from their caffeine addiction, switch to Expresso.
  
• Skip down the hall rather than walking. See how many strange looks you get.
  
• Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face
  
• Sing along at the opera.
  
• Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party, because you have a headache.
  
• When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!  I Won!'
  
• When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, screaming 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'
  
• Tell your children, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'
  
  
  
  
  
  And the final way to maintain a healthy level of insanity:-
  
  
• PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
  

[ 本帖最后由 gpoint 于 22-12-2011 13:37 编辑 ]