One sunny winter day, we sat outside for lunch after morning skiing. One guy turned to the only Scottish among us, “You wear a Scottish skirt to ski. Are you wearing it as a real Scott does?”
“Of course. I can prove to you all”, the Scotsman replied.
Loud cheer aroused. “NOW, we want to know now.”
“No problem.” He appointed at me “you can use your hand to touch it inside my skirt”.
“No!!! Are you crazy?!” I answered in disbelieve. I bet he knew I would say that and appointed me on that ground.
“I will do it”, another girl volunteered. She was so cheerful while approaching him.
“Wait it a minute.” He said. “Take off your ski gloves, and touch it by your bare hands.” He stood tall and arched toward her too.
Even louder cheer aroused again.
With a split of second hesitation, she agreed. “Ok, bare hand!” Then she took off her ski gloves and slides her hands inside his Scottish skirt.
He burst out a very painful howling. She grinned with satisfaction and nodded.” Yes, a real Scots indeed!” She somehow managed grabbing some snow in her hands and gave it a real cold squeeze under his skirt.
If you do not get it, applaud yourself, for you are so innocent and pure.
If you do get it, applaud yourself too, for you are so knowledgeable and mature.
If you still do not get it after reading all this, please consult with 油饼作者: Dreamhouse 时间: 29-7-2010 13:14
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