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作者: WingmanZ    时间: 24-3-2009 14:44
标题: Wife...
When  a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let  him keep her.  
  


   David  Bassinette

   
  After  marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they  just can't face each other, but still they stay  together.
  

   Sacha  Guitry   
   
  By  all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If  you get a bad one, you'll become a  philosopher.  
  
Socrates  


Woman  inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving  them.  
  

   Anonymous


  The  great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,  'What does a woman want?  
  

   Dumas


I  had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with  me.  
  
Sigmund  Freud   



  'Some  people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go  to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight,  dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go  Fridays.'
  

   Anonymous



  'There's  a way of transferring funds that is even faster than  electronic banking. It's called  marriage.'
  
Sam  Kinison   




  'I've  had bad luck with both my wives.  The  first one  left me, and the second one didn't.'   
  

   James Holt  McGavra   


   
Two  secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're  wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut  up.
  

   Patrick  Murra   



  The  most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to  forget it once....  
  

Nash



   
  You  know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted  to.
  
Anonymous



   
  My  wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we  met.  
  

   Henny  Youngman



   
  A  good wife always forgives her husband when she's  wrong.  



Rodney  Dangerfield   



   
  A  man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he  received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can  have mine.'  
  
  Anonymous


  
  


   
First  Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky,  mine's still alive.'
  
  

   Anonymous



作者: MillerYang    时间: 25-3-2009 00:29
强帖!
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作者: yunduo    时间: 6-4-2009 22:26
so funny
作者: flyday    时间: 7-4-2009 02:23
once you become a  philosopher;
good wife or bad wife, they become two sides of a coin
-----------Anonymous




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