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作者: yping88    时间: 4-9-2013 13:20
标题: QUARTERLY BRIEFING & DEBRIEFING ON DCXG'S TREATMENT
本帖最后由 yping88 于 5-12-2013 14:14 编辑

Hello everyone,

Thanks for attending this quarterly (季度性的) briefing and debriefing (工作调查汇报) conference sponsored by DCXG TREATMENT ADVISORY COMMITTEE!

My name is Yping88 and I am the attending doctor in @dcxg Treatment Advisory Committee. I am hosting this conference today on behalf of @chubbycat , who has been occupied somewhere else by working outside of the committee (在外疯狂走穴) to make extra for his luxury FreeOz life!

To begin with, I would like to thank every single member in the committee for their hard working to maintain dcxg's psychological health and FreeOz's safety! A very well-done to all of you!

And I would also like to give my special thanks to our guest specialists (客座专家) @don @澳人建筑 for their friendly and specialized medical consultation (专业性的医疗会诊) on dcxg's treatment regime. Please be advised, your kind assistance has been truly appreciated along the way!

Hope you enjoy your stay with us and don't hesitate to weigh in (发表意见) your opinions whenever you like!

Just a friendly reminder, in the back of the conference room, there are some desserts, tea and coffee on the table. Please feel free to grab what you need if you like!

  






作者: yping88    时间: 4-9-2013 13:20
本帖最后由 yping88 于 4-9-2013 21:14 编辑

Without any further ado (不再罗嗦了), I would like to go ahead with the briefing (工作汇报) by singing my own praises (唱一唱自己的赞歌).

Heeeheee

As an attending doctor, I have been working extremely hard to maintain dcxg's psychological health by assessing his presentations (临床表现) in a timely manner and come up with the correct diagnosis. I have done extensive research on his various symptoms and the predisposing factors (诱发原因) in a hope that his underlying diseases are targeted rather than just the symptoms (标本兼治) are addressed.

I have to admit that @dcxg is the most complicated and baffling (令人迷惑的) case I have ever experienced ever since I started my medical practice in FreeOz. Because he presents with different symptoms every single time, and most of which are new to FreeOz and creative. So, there is no way for me to draw on (借鉴) the previous experience to figure out what they mean and how far they could take @dcxg

Because I have been very much focusing on dcxg's progression and prognosis, I have missed out on doing online research to make a purchase for my mountain-climbing shoes, even though so many friends offered various constructive suggestions. Until now, I am still wearing my 100-year-old sneakers to climb mountains.

Post the link to the online shopping experience here if you are interested:

http://www.freeoz.org/ibbs/thread-1081797-1-1.html  
作者: yping88    时间: 4-9-2013 13:21
本帖最后由 yping88 于 4-9-2013 13:25 编辑

That's enough about me now, please be aware that what I said about me is not a complain but a job satisfaction! Heehee

Now, I would like to express my gratitude to @dcxg who is the most talented and most cooperative client (Actually, it is meant to be patient, but whatever! ) under my care.

Every time when dcxg experienced some psychological crisis, he can always make sound and perfect judgement on what is going on with himself, and triage (根据病情区分出轻重缓急) himself accordingly and send out urgent signals crying for medical attention when losing control over his behaviors.

Whenever the medical interventions are put in place, dcxg has done his best possible (Although his best is not good enough! ) to be compliant with the treatment regimes and shows some positive respond to them.

But, whenever dcxg missed a medication dose or took multiple medications as in a cocktail, he suffered from some relapses (病情复发) and even presented with some verbal aggressions!

Having said that (尽管说了这些), he is far from (决不是) being helpless!

What's most important, he is a genius with weird sense of humor!


作者: yping88    时间: 4-9-2013 13:21
本帖最后由 yping88 于 4-9-2013 13:54 编辑

Regarding @chubbycat 's performance, please excuse me, I need to take a long sigh before I get into it. Heeeheee

@chubbycat has done a fantastic job to be the first responder recognizing and answering @dcxg 's urgent calls. Then, he loads dcxg onto the ambulance and drops him off in emergency room. But, he always takes off straight afterwards and heads for somewhere else moonlighting on something gossipy (流言蜚语似的), not giving a rat about (对。。。莫不关心) what progression dcxg will experience at all.

@chubbycat I gotta remind you of something in this conference! Please stop making more fortunes by doing dirty laundry (出卖别人的隐私) on somebody's personal life. When you are back from your on-the-side job, we will sign you up for some inservices on how to keep someone's confidentiality confidential (保护别人的机密,隐私)!

We have put in effect some regulations within the committee to restrict your non-professional practice outside the committee, hopefully, you will learn better not to be greedy on FreeOz dollars that much.

You have already got millions of dollars in your FreeOz account, how much more do you need? Any limits set on that?

Believe me, Chubbycat, the current FreeOz dollars you have made would be able to ensure you a luxury FreeOz lifestyle and keep you on FreeOz celebrity's top rich list for years, years to come!

Now, please relax and volunteer something constructive for FreeOz community in return!

作者: yping88    时间: 4-9-2013 13:21
本帖最后由 yping88 于 4-9-2013 16:41 编辑

My apology for taking an extra time on the afternoon break, now let's pick up from where we left!

So far, we are reasonably satisfied with newozer's job performance in the committee, given he has been working on a long-distance base and has quite frequently been blocked out from FreeOz's service.

Even though he has endeavored bypassing the website lockdown (防御性禁闭) carried out by chinese media security watchdogs (监守者), he still has showed his powerlessness when he is called for reporting to his duty.

Please be advised, we have been grateful to the effort @newozer has made whenever code grey (This code means security is needed immediately to get under control someone's verbal/physical violence) was triggered by @dcxg 's aggressive behaviors.

However, I am afraid that we still have a bone to pick with you (挑一下你的毛病) , @newozer

For what you do as a security in FreeOz, you should have appreciated the cruciality (至关重要性) of punctuality (准时) and credibility (可靠). The strategy to avoid the procrastination (耽搁延误) should be the top priority listed in your professional portfolio (职业能力清单上) in FreeOz, whenever you expect some delay to respond to the emergency or possible absence from your duty, you should have alerted the authorities in FreeOz via alternative venue (另外可行的渠道), if there is one! Heeeheee

Anyway, please don't dwell on (老是去想) your previous performance and don't bash yourself up psychologically (别跟自个儿过不去), you need to focus on your potential competencies!

With regard to this performance evaluation, hope you can treat it with a positive approach and take on board the constructive attitude--Amend mistakes if you have made them and guard against them if you have not (有则改之,无则加勉)




作者: dcxg    时间: 4-9-2013 13:24
哥整整等了你两天,我会记住介两天的哈
作者: yping88    时间: 4-9-2013 13:56
dcxg 发表于 4-9-2013 12:24
哥整整等了你两天,我会记住介两天的哈

J has been engaged in outlining the project on this conference! Heeeheee
作者: 周星星1832    时间: 4-9-2013 13:57

作者: yping88    时间: 4-9-2013 13:59
周星星1832 发表于 4-9-2013 12:57

Shut up and concentrate, @周星星1832

Heeeheee
作者: 周星星1832    时间: 4-9-2013 14:00
謝謝你們帶我給的快樂,忍不住笑
作者: yping88    时间: 4-9-2013 14:02
周星星1832 发表于 4-9-2013 13:00
謝謝你們帶我給的快樂,忍不住笑

Ok, freedom of laughing is granted!
作者: yping88    时间: 4-9-2013 14:56
We will take an afternoon break and come back for the performance on @newozer

Heeeheee
作者: newozer    时间: 4-9-2013 15:08
原来在这里呀。。。太精彩了。。。先mark下。。。等俺回来再仔细滴研究一番。。。
作者: don    时间: 4-9-2013 17:15
YPING真是个好大夫,阶段性观察治疗之后还记得写总结报告,
同楼上,MARK了随后看~~
作者: yping88    时间: 4-9-2013 17:17
newozer 发表于 4-9-2013 14:08
原来在这里呀。。。太精彩了。。。先mark下。。。等俺回来再仔细滴研究一番。。。

@newozer

The evaluation on your job performance as a security in FreeOz has been finalized!
作者: don    时间: 4-9-2013 17:19
yping88 发表于 4-9-2013 13:02
Ok, freedom of laughing is granted!

我也can't help laughing了
作者: yping88    时间: 4-9-2013 17:20
don 发表于 4-9-2013 16:15
YPING真是个好大夫,阶段性观察治疗之后还记得写总结报告,
同楼上,MARK了随后看~~

Please keep in touch with the committee, @don

Your assistance to dcxg's behavioral management is instrumental!
作者: yping88    时间: 4-9-2013 17:25
@周星星1832 @don @alancherry @dcxg @newozer

The evaluation on newozer's performance is up as well in #5, please go back reading it. You are welcome to have a say over his appraisal if applicable!

Heeeheee
作者: 周星星1832    时间: 4-9-2013 17:30
看英文头疼...................
作者: yping88    时间: 4-9-2013 17:35
周星星1832 发表于 4-9-2013 16:30
看英文头疼...................

Treat yourself with a thorough massage using the top-notch (一流的) skill you picked up in massage business.

Heeeheee, I have read all of your previous posts in massage business!
作者: 周星星1832    时间: 4-9-2013 18:00
今天公司太冷了
26度就开空调了
现在还在头疼
作者: yping88    时间: 4-9-2013 18:11
周星星1832 发表于 4-9-2013 17:00
今天公司太冷了
26度就开空调了
现在还在头疼

It seemed that my posts worked in the same way as the air-conditioner did in your office!

Heeeheee
作者: yping88    时间: 4-9-2013 18:55
本帖最后由 yping88 于 4-9-2013 17:59 编辑

The reason we left to the last the appraisal for nil's working performance within the advisory committee is: @nil has played the tremendous role in rescuing @dcxg from his most destructive self-directed and others-directed violence.

Until now, we still believe it's beyond our speech to describe the contribution nil has made to dcxg's management.

Usually after a diagnosis is figured out for dcxg, we will absolutely rely on nil to customize (针对个体制定的) a particular treatment regime aiming at protecting both dcxg himself and group targeted by his aggression.

The treatments nil has provided to dcxg have been proved to be right-on-target and most effective! The most reassurance is those medications are all cell-selective (细胞选择性的) and cause no side-effect on the healthy tissues.

That's why dcxg can still remain physically healthy to function normally at work while he is on medications. That is the crucial endpoint (最终目的) coming out of his treatment--Leaving his competent working function unscathed (未受损害的).

What's more special about nil is that she has come up with some meaningful abbreviations during the therapy process, such as PHD--Permanent Head Damage, TMD--Total Mouth Damage...Some of them has gone wide-spread in FreeOz and brought so much entertainment to this community.

@nil is a wonder who helps the Advisory Committee to survive the hardship whenever there is no way out along the way!

A huge thank-you to you, Nil! And we have enjoyed so much working alongside with you!

Heeeheee




作者: MICHELLE07    时间: 4-9-2013 22:00
Wow, yping, you are challenging us again!

I guess no one is reading your beautiful writing carefully.

Anyone needs translation? Call me. 大家要翻译吗要翻译吗要翻译吗?

I won't charge you a cent.



作者: Serin    时间: 4-9-2013 22:07

作者: chubbycat    时间: 4-9-2013 22:07
@dcxg please translate
作者: 周星星1832    时间: 4-9-2013 22:13

dcxg翻译一下
看到英文还是头疼中
作者: yping88    时间: 4-9-2013 22:21
chubbycat 发表于 4-9-2013 21:07
@dcxg please translate

@chubbycat

This conference sent you a pretty clear message that you should be committing yourself to dcxg's treatment.

Stop working on the side!

Heeehee
作者: chubbycat    时间: 4-9-2013 22:22

作者: yping88    时间: 4-9-2013 22:22
周星星1832 发表于 4-9-2013 21:13

dcxg翻译一下
看到英文还是头疼中

I guess you are trying to freak him out, @周星星1832  
作者: 周星星1832    时间: 4-9-2013 22:23
猫妹异常兴奋中
作者: 周星星1832    时间: 4-9-2013 22:25
yping88 发表于 4-9-2013 21:22
I guess you are trying to freak him out, @周星星1832

还有一个小时就睡了
睡前开心可以做个好梦
作者: yping88    时间: 4-9-2013 22:33
chubbycat 发表于 4-9-2013 21:22

I believe that a dental check-up would serve you right, @chubbycat

Heeeheee
作者: chubbycat    时间: 4-9-2013 22:41
yping88 发表于 4-9-2013 21:33
I believe that a dental check-up would serve you right, @chubbycat

Heeeheee

dental check-up by Dr. @Microhard hehe
作者: chubbycat    时间: 4-9-2013 22:46
Micro is a dentist
作者: yping88    时间: 4-9-2013 22:51
chubbycat 发表于 4-9-2013 21:46
Micro is a dentist

But you will need a quack dentist (江湖牙医) to fix your teeth!

Maybe, @Microhard is too good for your raw dental job!

Heeeheee
作者: chubbycat    时间: 4-9-2013 22:56
yping88 发表于 4-9-2013 21:51
But you will need a quack dentist (江湖牙医) to fix your  teeth!

Maybe, @Microhard is too g ...

@dcxg would definitely need a deep cleaning
作者: yping88    时间: 4-9-2013 22:59
chubbycat 发表于 4-9-2013 21:56
@dcxg would definitely need a deep cleaning

There is no doubt about that, because he got TMD--Total Mouth Damage! Haaahaaa
作者: don    时间: 4-9-2013 23:06
Yping寫得會議總結報告很精彩啊!
治療工作任重道遠,尤其是病情有反復。
加點油!

作者: don    时间: 4-9-2013 23:07
鞋子怎麼沒有買呢?找個代購吧,需要介紹一個給你嗎?
作者: yping88    时间: 4-9-2013 23:09
don 发表于 4-9-2013 22:07
鞋子怎麼沒有買呢?找個代購吧,需要介紹一個給你嗎?

That will be great, thank you!

And thank you for taking yourself through the posts as well!
作者: chubbycat    时间: 4-9-2013 23:10
@dcxg 治療工作任重道遠,尤其是病情有反復。
作者: don    时间: 4-9-2013 23:17
yping88 发表于 4-9-2013 22:09
That will be great, thank you!

And thank you for taking yourself through the posts as well!

發信息給你了,查收一下
作者: newozer    时间: 5-9-2013 00:05
盟军诺曼底登陆了。。。

yping在水区开辟第二战场了。。。

dcxg要当心了。。。
作者: yping88    时间: 5-9-2013 00:14
newozer         + 50        有则改之无则加勉也英语了。。。厉害!

Chinglish was introduced here to spice up my post! Haaahaaa

@newozer  
作者: chubbycat    时间: 5-9-2013 06:03
yping88 发表于 4-9-2013 23:14
newozer         + 50        有则改之无则加勉也英语了。。。厉害!

Chinglish was introduced here to spice up my  ...

dcxg wanted to improve his Indian English
作者: dcxg    时间: 5-9-2013 06:08
哥觉得这个帖子在水区所有的帖子里面,卓尔不群

作者: chubbycat    时间: 5-9-2013 06:14
newozer 发表于 4-9-2013 23:44

大家都灰常关心dcxg..........
作者: yping88    时间: 5-9-2013 10:18
本帖最后由 yping88 于 5-9-2013 12:33 编辑
周星星1832 发表于 4-9-2013 21:23
猫妹异常兴奋中


@周星星1832

After strolling around the neighborhood--灌水乐园, I realized it is a Red Light Zone (红灯区) set up and frequented (经常光顾) by @chubbycat

Chubbycat always hosts the gay parties here, in which he floods the party-goers (参加派对的人们) with endless sexual references.

Now, I feel so sorry for my conference notes, due to my immature judgement, they were spread into a Red Light Zone accidently (误入红灯区).

Can you please kindly relocate them to your territory--生活百科?
作者: 周星星1832    时间: 5-9-2013 10:23
yping88 发表于 5-9-2013 09:18
@周星星1832

After strolling around the neighborhood--灌水乐园, I realized it is a Red Light Z ...

对不起,我没有权限。。。。。。。。。。。

我只有权移动我负责版块的帖子

爱莫能助了

欢迎你回到百科
作者: yping88    时间: 5-9-2013 10:49
周星星1832 发表于 5-9-2013 09:23
对不起,我没有权限。。。。。。。。。。。

我只有权移动我负责版块的帖子

Do you mean I can only ask the moderator in 灌水乐园 to do me this favor?
作者: chubbycat    时间: 5-9-2013 10:50
yping88 发表于 5-9-2013 09:18
@周星星1832

After strolling around the neighborhood--灌水乐园, I realized it is a Red Light Z ...

are you discriminating against dcxg? that's exactly why he's hesitant coming out of closet
作者: yping88    时间: 5-9-2013 10:54
本帖最后由 yping88 于 5-9-2013 16:37 编辑
chubbycat 发表于 5-9-2013 09:50
are you discriminating against dcxg? that's exactly why he's hesitant coming out of closet


No, don't take me wrong, chubbycat. I don't discriminate anybody, I just don't like the idea of starting my medical practice in Red Light Zone. My practice is all about psychology rather than sexology!

Heeeheee
作者: 周星星1832    时间: 5-9-2013 10:55
yping88 发表于 5-9-2013 09:49
Do you mean I can only ask the moderator in 灌水乐园 to do me this favor?

exactly
作者: yping88    时间: 5-9-2013 11:02
本帖最后由 yping88 于 5-9-2013 11:54 编辑

Hey, @我无聊 moderator, I got this huge favor to ask of you, hope you can do me this honor!

Please spend a few minutes reading #49 in this post, and relocate this conference notes to 生活百科。

Thank you for your kind assistance with this matter!
作者: 我无聊    时间: 5-9-2013 12:36

作者: 周星星1832    时间: 5-9-2013 12:39

作者: yping88    时间: 5-9-2013 12:47
我无聊 发表于 5-9-2013 11:36

Thanks, @我无聊 moderator!
作者: 我无聊    时间: 5-9-2013 12:50
yping88 发表于 5-9-2013 11:47
Thanks, @我无聊 moderator!

继续努力哈!
作者: MICHELLE07    时间: 5-9-2013 13:12
yping88 发表于 4-9-2013 12:21
Regarding @chubbycat 's performance, please excuse me, I need to take a long sigh before I get into  ...

你这一系列的PRESENTATION很专业。我刚才仔细读了。

特别欣赏你把那些严肃的词汇用在轻松的场合,而又能把调皮的词句用在严肃的场合。这是一种天分。

我手上有关于PRESENTATION的系列教材。不知道你有没有兴趣,将来我发出来,你来做客座技术指导。

完全没有压力的哦,就是等大家玩够了,无聊了,就发点信息出来。

目前要等EMILYS休息一阵,她有精力了,我们再继续完成<趣味面试英语>。那一篇已经加精了,所以我们还是要完成它。特别地谢谢你和@EmilyS

还有,以后我真的想替你出书,义务的,我们做成电子书,免费奉送。这是长期打算,不影响你灌水啊。


作者: newozer    时间: 5-9-2013 13:18

作者: MICHELLE07    时间: 5-9-2013 13:26
本帖最后由 MICHELLE07 于 5-9-2013 15:25 编辑

@EmilyS  哈哈,没有催你的意思,真的,只是加精了,好开心,想和你们分享一下快乐。
我自己也懒得不行,最近很多家里的事都耽误了

作者: yping88    时间: 5-9-2013 13:30
本帖最后由 yping88 于 5-9-2013 12:46 编辑
MICHELLE07 发表于 5-9-2013 12:12
你这一系列的PRESENTATION很专业。我刚才仔细读了。

特别欣赏你把那些严肃的词汇用在轻松的场合,而又 ...


My beautiful MM, you have set a perfect role model for me in what we should be doing to help out those in need.

I will definitely finish my questionnaires in Job Interview later on, wish I could be any help!

Regarding putting our posts into a special collection, I suggest you to wait for an appropriate timing when we go through all of them again and make some necessary corrections!

we can appeal for assistance from our friends as well!

@blackumatta and @x_w_y have pointed out some mistakes in my posts, this way can actually lead me to fast track those mistakes and save me some time!

Once again, a thank-you to the above mentioned friends!
作者: 周星星1832    时间: 5-9-2013 13:31
楼主的英语帖子让百科变的很有品味
作者: dcxg    时间: 5-9-2013 16:22
周星星1832 发表于 5-9-2013 12:31
楼主的英语帖子让百科变的很有品味

你的品位简直是
作者: 周星星1832    时间: 5-9-2013 16:24
dcxg 发表于 5-9-2013 15:22
你的品位简直是

哥終於來了
作者: don    时间: 5-9-2013 16:56
来啦!
作者: don    时间: 5-9-2013 16:59
本帖最后由 don 于 5-9-2013 16:55 编辑

我觉得YPING的这个帖子非常有学习的价值:
1. PRESENTATION范本
2. 英文惯用语句,很地道
3. 学习新单词,今天我学到了discriminate,是歧视的意思,经常听到但不知道意思
作者: dcxg    时间: 5-9-2013 17:09
哥看yping的英文那是十分的累啊
有同感的没?
作者: yping88    时间: 5-9-2013 17:11
dcxg 发表于 5-9-2013 16:09
哥看yping的英文那是十分的累啊
有同感的没?

I got exhausted from writing it, so we are on the same side!
作者: MICHELLE07    时间: 5-9-2013 17:13
don 发表于 5-9-2013 15:59
我觉得YPING的这个帖子非常有学习的价值:
1. PRESENTATION范本
2. 英文惯用语句,很地道

我看到现在,就你说得最好

的确给了我学一学presentation skills 的灵感

"debrief" 我也是才学到

作者: dcxg    时间: 5-9-2013 17:20
yping88 发表于 5-9-2013 16:11
I got exhausted from writing it, so we are on the same side!

中文比较鲜活啊
作者: dcxg    时间: 5-9-2013 17:21
南极星是个好软件
你不会是以文会友吧,妹子?
作者: yping88    时间: 5-9-2013 17:32
dcxg 发表于 5-9-2013 16:21
南极星是个好软件
你不会是以文会友吧,妹子?

You can't even make yourself clear in the native tongue, what on earth were you trying to say?


作者: yping88    时间: 5-9-2013 17:35
don 发表于 4-9-2013 22:17
發信息給你了,查收一下

Thank you for your help, @don

My order has gone through to the company in Australia, I will be kept updated later on!


作者: don    时间: 5-9-2013 17:57
MICHELLE07 发表于 5-9-2013 16:13
我看到现在,就你说得最好

的确给了我学一学presentation skills 的灵感

同感,握手!
debrief:  向(外交人员等)询问执行任务的情况?
又是一个新词,学习了!
作者: dcxg    时间: 6-9-2013 07:15
yping88 发表于 5-9-2013 16:32
You can't even make yourself clear in the native tongue, what on earth were you trying to say?

...

那哥就唠叨唠叨

上班时间,工作电脑也可以用中文灌水
有个软件叫南极星,可以下载。

如果电脑不能下载,请到南极星网站,应该也可以输入中文
你需要的只是切换下窗口,copy,paste就完了

你滴明白?
作者: dcxg    时间: 6-9-2013 07:17
我真的是恨死yping88了
你能不能写点中文,让我看看你的中文表达能力
作者: 周星星1832    时间: 6-9-2013 07:49
dcxg 发表于 6-9-2013 06:17
我真的是恨死yping88了
你能不能写点中文,让我看看你的中文表达能力

支持
我也想看她写中文
作者: newozer    时间: 6-9-2013 14:29
dcxg 发表于 6-9-2013 06:17
我真的是恨死yping88了
你能不能写点中文,让我看看你的中文表达能力

介个。。。俺也比较好奇。。。
作者: newozer    时间: 6-9-2013 14:50
MICHELLE07         + 50        you changed your style???

nope......just curious......
作者: MICHELLE07    时间: 6-9-2013 14:52
newozer 发表于 6-9-2013 13:50
MICHELLE07         + 50        you changed your style???

nope......just curious......

好奇心就是越压制越强烈,唯一的消除办法就是满足它。
此原则适用于所有的
作者: newozer    时间: 6-9-2013 15:05
MICHELLE07 发表于 6-9-2013 13:52
好奇心就是越压制越强烈,唯一的消除办法就是满足它。
此原则适用于所有的心。

这么深奥。。。
俺现在最好奇滴。。。是一会儿午膳吃鱼还是吃肉?。。。(饿死了)
作者: MICHELLE07    时间: 6-9-2013 15:07
本帖最后由 MICHELLE07 于 6-9-2013 15:08 编辑
newozer 发表于 6-9-2013 13:29
介个。。。俺也比较好奇。。。


大家来看yping88的中文吧!
这是她于28-05-2013 16:01 在英语帖里发表的。
虽然不全是中文,但也可以感觉一下了!



To recall back to the day, I was still taken aback by how boldly brave I was towards her and how unjustified some of my remarks were. When I told her "I don't care how you always talk to others, it's not acceptable to me", "Please mind your manners", I had gone too far to show my manners.

It's so not me, so many memories just keep rushing back to me as that 就像一个长工找到新地主,告诉他,爷之所以迁移到这里, 就是因为爷在自己那片地儿上受够了气,才来的. 不图别的, 就因为你向爷宣传你这片地儿上兴 fair work, fair go. 既然爷已经来了,也不在乎出多少力,你还想跟爷训话象天朝似的.免了吧, 您! 爷不管你是啥样的性格, 爷来到你这一亩三分地儿上, 一心想的是好好扛活, 但是,不想再无缘无故地 bei 呵斥. 所以,你还真得, 是龙你得盤着, 是虎你得卧着 (I know pretty well that it should be the other way around).

现在, 俺明白了俺娘为啥说俺是个二百五, I guess she had a point. 曾经后悔自己的失态,想着给她说个软话来着,But was held back by the thoughts: What's done is done, there's no point crying over the spilled milk. We should both move on and we did,  then we got along just fine, both pretended nothing had ever happened.
嘿嘿嘿嘿, 只想搏你们一乐!  


@dcxg
@chubbycat
Witness:  @newozer   you saw this before, didn't you?
作者: newozer    时间: 6-9-2013 16:46
MICHELLE07 发表于 6-9-2013 14:07
大家来看yping88的中文吧!
这是她于28-05-2013 16:01 在英语帖里发表的。
虽然不全是中文,但也可以 ...

想起来了想起来了。。。

当初就是看见了 “爷” 这番高谈阔论,让俺眼前一亮。。。简直有爷滴风范么(其实很多时候俺都不敢这么低调)。。。

yping。。。帅呆了。。。酷毙了。。。。。。
作者: yping88    时间: 6-9-2013 17:32
本帖最后由 yping88 于 6-9-2013 19:51 编辑
dcxg 发表于 6-9-2013 06:17
我真的是恨死yping88了
你能不能写点中文,让我看看你的中文表达能力


爷说的那都不能叫中文,在此谢谢Y 对爷的美言。爷在老家的时候只说 ping 式方言,也就是,说话都用“爷” 字开头,对你这样的都是称呼 Y.

话说在爷注册行医执照的时候也问过注册委员会,问: 爷在此说方言行不,结果,官僚们不同意。 威胁说如果不把 ”爷“ 替换成 I,把 Y 替换成 you, 爷就通不过注册标准。

并且,爷的职业操守手册中规定,对dcxg 这样的患者,说话绝对不能以“爷”“爷的” 开头,称呼dcxg 不能说丫或者泥玛,否则,爷就不能通过定期的accreditation 审查,爷的执照也会被吊销。

爷可不愿意丢掉这个饭碗,尽管,治疗起丫来,费了不少周折,并且丫也从没付过挂号费,会诊费,但是,治疗丫的过程所带来的巨大广告效应,让爷挣得大大的 FreeOz dollars。

所以,爷还是比较满足现状并要维持现状,爷说的鸟语,丫要不明白,丫可以要求@chubbycat 做翻译,professional interpreter is FreeOz government-funded! It suits you perfectly, because you always enjoy getting treated for free.   
作者: MICHELLE07    时间: 6-9-2013 17:34
yping88 发表于 6-9-2013 16:32
爷说的那都不能叫中文,在此谢谢Y 对爷的美言。爷在老家的时候只说 ping 式方言,也就是,说话都用“爷” ...

笑死了!!!
yping说中文了,快来参观啊
作者: don    时间: 6-9-2013 17:36
第一次看见YPING打大段中文,都不适应了!
你不是用了DCXG推荐的南极星软件了吧?
作者: newozer    时间: 6-9-2013 17:40
yping88 发表于 6-9-2013 16:32
爷说的那都不能叫中文,在此谢谢Y 对爷的美言。爷在老家的时候只说 ping 式方言,也就是,说话都用“爷” ...

这个周末。。。爷可是来对了。。。太给力了。。。
作者: yping88    时间: 6-9-2013 17:51
本帖最后由 yping88 于 6-9-2013 17:53 编辑
周星星1832 发表于 6-9-2013 06:49
支持
我也想看她写中文


俺虽然曾被封为 Ping 式方言的鼻祖,但毕竟是方言而不登大雅之堂。尤其面临着你们这帮大拿,面对你们的嬉笑怒骂,皆成文章的能力,俺经常觉得力不从心,语言苍白。

所以,俺独辟蹊径,分享点儿现同事朋友们的日常用语,以求在 FreeOz 混碗饭吃。没想到,以@周星星1832 为首的阴谋家们,竟然背后捅俺一刀,策划端了俺的饭碗。

不禁让俺想到俺们的祖训,人不可貌相,人心难测啊

TX 们,千万别被@周星星1832 的美貌给蒙蔽了,行路小心为上策!俺是在以亲历的教训来拯救你们!

在此,你们就不要感谢俺了,以后多加小心就是了! Heeeeheeee
作者: yping88    时间: 6-9-2013 17:58
newozer 发表于 6-9-2013 13:29
介个。。。俺也比较好奇。。。

小帅,让俺咋说你呢!还是年轻,不谙世事,经常地被坏人 dcxg 蒙蔽,但是,你还是可以教育的对象,不能这么早,就给你定性,是不是,一生还长着呢。

不要跟生活百科的那个版主@周星星1832 学,记住了?

Heeeheee
作者: 周星星1832    时间: 6-9-2013 18:00
yping88 发表于 6-9-2013 16:51
俺虽然曾被封为 Ping 式方言的鼻祖,但毕竟是方言而不登大雅之堂。尤其面临着你们这帮大拿,面对你们的嬉 ...

我错了
请继续说英文
报以最诚挚的道歉
作者: yping88    时间: 6-9-2013 18:02
don 发表于 6-9-2013 16:36
第一次看见YPING打大段中文,都不适应了!
你不是用了DCXG推荐的南极星软件了吧?

Yeah, I did use it!

It turns out it's full of ping's dialects!

@dcxg is tasting his own bitter medicines (搬起石头砸自己的脚).

Heeeheee
作者: yping88    时间: 6-9-2013 18:03
MICHELLE07 发表于 6-9-2013 16:34
笑死了!!!
yping说中文了,快来参观啊

You are so cute, Michelle!
作者: yping88    时间: 6-9-2013 18:05
MICHELLE07 发表于 6-9-2013 14:07
大家来看yping88的中文吧!
这是她于28-05-2013 16:01 在英语帖里发表的。
虽然不全是中文,但也可以 ...

Thank you for posting my Ping's dialect here, I would like to show this color to @dcxg
作者: yping88    时间: 6-9-2013 18:11
周星星1832 发表于 6-9-2013 17:00
我错了
请继续说英文
报以最诚挚的道歉

You are considered a person with flexibility, who are good at saying sorry and pulling self back on the right track!

Well done to you!
作者: dcxg    时间: 6-9-2013 19:04
y的中文充满了跳跃性

很有想法
哥迷惑了,到底yping是男是女,未婚否,les?


作者: yping88    时间: 6-9-2013 19:29

作者: yping88    时间: 6-9-2013 19:34
The Chinese Microsoft app. Y recommended talked about how to address to Y like this. Y don't like this kind of talk style? @dcxg  
作者: 周星星1832    时间: 6-9-2013 19:49
yping88 发表于 6-9-2013 17:11
You are considered a person with flexibility, who are good at saying sorry and pulling self back o ...

勇于承认错误是个优点吧
再次道歉




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