黄西再登脱口秀笑翻老外
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Hi, everybody. Hi! So I don't have too much time up here, before my green card expires. See I grew up in a poor neighborhood in China. The middle school that I went to one year decided to pave the dirt roads with bricks and cement. And the students were required to bring bricks to school and ...We worked really hard for 3 weeks and finally we built a road. Years later, I heard about the term: child labor. I was like, what?! Those kids got paid?!
嗨，大家好啊！嗨！那个……我能表演的时间不多，因为我绿卡马上要过期了。我是在中国的穷乡僻壤长大的。我们初中某年突然决定要修整土路，铺上砖头和水泥，让学生们带砖头到学校来……我们玩命地干了三个礼拜终于把路修好了。多年以后我听说了这个词：童工。我立马就惊讶了，啥？！那些小孩干活还有钱拿？
I got a D minus. But I read that younger kids nowadays can't even read the analog watches any more. They can only read the digital ones. I was like, how are they gonna report the locations of hot chicks in the future? It's gonna be like, Hot chick, 3 o'clock. I can't stay that long.
我拿到的只是D-。我看报道，如今的小孩都不会看手表了。他们只能看懂电子表。我心想，等他们长大以后该如何报告辣妹的位置啊？别人说，“辣妹在三点钟方向”。我不能待那么久的。
So I came to the US for college and I was really into science, which really helped me in the romance department. Like once I asked this girl out and she said, no. I said, are you sure? And she said to me, hey Joe, NO means NO. I said, well... it also means Nitric Oxide.
我来美国是读大学，我很喜欢科学，这对我的感情生活也大有裨益。有一次，我约女孩子出去，她说不行。我问，真不行啊？她说，嘿，Joe，NO就是不行的意思。我说，NO也是一氧化氮啊。
And one year, I went to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. Here's something you guys should know about me. I don't approve of nudity in public. But when it happens, I want to be there.
有一年，我去新奥尔良参加狂欢节。 对于我，你们要了解一点，我是不赞同公共场合赤身裸体的。不过要是真有人这么干了，那我不能错过啊。
And when I first came to the United States, I took a English as a second language class. And the teacher there was too lazy to remember the students' names. So he just handed out a list of American names for us to choose from. And by the time I got the list, there were only two names left, so I just picked Joe instead of Jake. And the other day, I told that story to my son, Jake.
我初到美国时，参加了英语培训课程。我们老师特别懒，记不住学生名字。于是他就给了我们一张美国名字表，让我们选名字。等我拿到表时，只剩下俩名字了，所以我就选了Joe。我选了Joe，另一个是Jake。有一天，我把这故事讲给我儿子听，他叫Jake。
So my son is four years old now. But he still has a lot of growing-up to do. Sometimes I look at my son, I was like, wow, this gentleman contributes nothing to society. And I have to pretend that I'm impressed by everything he does. I was like, wow, you walked half a block by yourself? That's amazing! But in the back of my mind, I was like, big deal! When I was a kid, I built a road!
我儿子现在四岁，不过，他还远远不够成熟。有时，我看着儿子心想，哇哦，这小伙子对社会一点贡献都没有。但我还得装作他所作的事都很了不起。我说，哇哦，你自己走了半个街区？太棒了！其实我心想，这算啥啊！老子小时候修了条路！ 继续等待。。 这家伙的段子不错，可惜这次表演没上次好。
回复 #3 熊猫阿三 的帖子
为什么我看他的英语写的我看的很顺，大概是中国人写的英语，同一思维用语。native的人看着觉得怪异，就好比我们南方人听东北人的口语，觉得搞笑。 越来越地道了。在CSPAN那段，很多段子我们觉得很好笑，但很多让老外一愣一愣的；
这段视屏，很多笑话都很直接戳中老外的笑点。:lol 哈哈………… 最后那段最经典！ 好笑，最后那段;P 专门去看了视频
嘿嘿，真开心，看懂了
要知道我从来都看不懂脱口秀的呀 求youtube link, youku太慢了 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps1_9c67mL8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps1_9c67mL8
原帖由 ghrong 于 17-10-2011 22:07 发表 http://www.freeoz.org/ibbs/images/common/back.gif
求youtube link, youku太慢了 求youtube link, youku太慢了 最后那段挺无敌的，赞一个！！ 原帖由 black_zerg 于 17-10-2011 21:50 发表 http://freeoz.org/ibbs/images/common/back.gif
搜索就有，不过这哥么说话口音很重，不知道是不是装的
不是装的，我本来也以为他是存心搞这个口音搞笑。看过几段他接受采访的视频，这家伙也是这个口音。
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