sprint_root 发表于 24-9-2008 20:18:35

lay an egg

A friend forward this joke for share:

Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ralph..'
Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'
St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'
Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers,
clucking, and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'
'Not bad,' replied Ralph the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'
'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster.
' Don 't tell me you've never laid an egg before? '
'Never,' said Ralph.
'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'
Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!
Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell.....
"Ralph! Wake up. You shit the bed!"

ritaclin 发表于 24-9-2008 21:09:01

:tk_02 :tk_13

maggie2007 发表于 25-9-2008 00:58:39

:mk_52

PatrickGuo 发表于 25-9-2008 18:13:34

:lol :lol :lol

flyday 发表于 27-9-2008 01:22:47

:mk_41 :mk_28:mk_11

Sally_Zoe 发表于 29-9-2008 20:52:38

;P ;P :lol :lol

yaya305 发表于 2-10-2008 01:21:30

;P ;P
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