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标题: worthy of a gentle chuckle --- women and men in each of three pictures [打印本页]

作者: yearshappy 时间: 1-11-2013 21:00
标题: worthy of a gentle chuckle --- women and men in each of three pictures
本帖最后由 yearshappy 于 23-8-2014 15:20 编辑

Weekend coming.
Have fun on some school jokes

'Frank, if you have 20 dollars and Bill takes away 14. What would you have?' said the teacher in a math class.
'A fight!' answers Frank.

Teacher: Today is the first day of the school, any questions?
John: Yes, when will the holidays start?

Teacher: Now, Susan, how many fingers do you have?
Susan: Ten.
Teacher: Right. Now if you lost four of them, what would you have?
Susan: No more piano lessons.

Teacher: Dudley, can you tell me what the four seasons are?
Dudley: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

作者: yearshappy 时间: 1-11-2013 21:09
本帖最后由 yearshappy 于 1-11-2013 21:14 编辑

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作者: yearshappy 时间: 1-11-2013 21:27

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作者: yearshappy 时间: 1-11-2013 21:31
本帖最后由 yearshappy 于 1-11-2013 21:32 编辑

It's Friday...

Hope you have a great weekend

作者: MICHELLE07 时间: 1-11-2013 21:36

yearshappy 发表于 1-11-2013 21:31

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It's Friday...

Hope you have a great weekend

这个我喜欢啊，英语版的脑筋急转弯。我就记得一个例子：
笔试题目：
Write anything here
Answer: anything

作者: 天空之城 时间: 15-8-2014 19:59
interesting

作者: khing 时间: 16-8-2014 00:25

MICHELLE07 发表于 1-11-2013 20:36
这个我喜欢啊，英语版的脑筋急转弯。我就记得一个例子：
笔试题目：
Write anything here

我也想到一个：
Press any key to continue...
Where is "any key"?

作者: yearshappy 时间: 16-8-2014 10:00
It's been a year away. Thanks to @天空之城 for digging it up.

glad to have @khing here

Saturday, off we go. Another three for today

Exam joke
Two students are talking:
A, I have good news. The teacher said the exams will go on even if it rains or shines.
B, What is so great about it?
A, It's snowing.

Funny student
Teacher, two girls are dancing; change this sentence into exclamatory sentence.
Student, WOW!

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作者: yearshappy 时间: 22-8-2014 09:29
本帖最后由 yearshappy 于 22-8-2014 08:31 编辑

Friday again. So true, time flies!

Let's see women and men in pitures this week.
Men would be happier to see it. Isn't it

Women in three pictures first
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Men in three pictures
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