joke: bride feels the pain

carhelp

Attracting a few eyebrows, a 65-year old groom and his 25-year old bride check into a resort. The next morning 8am, the groom wanders in for breakfast, whistling a happy tune, sits down at the table and orders bacon and eggs. fifteen minutes later, the young bride gingerly trudges in with bowed legs, her face drawn and her hair tangled. A waitress rushes to her aid. " my god, honey. what happened?" she asks, "I don't understand, here you are-a young bride with an elderly husband, but you look like you 've had a fight with wild dogs." "That bastard double-crossed me," sighs the bride, " he told me he saved up for 45 years. I thought he was talking about money."

lisa2008

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