Installing Love

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Tech Support:
Thank you for calling Dell Technical Support.....how may
I help you?


Customer:         Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install
                          Love. Can you guide me through the process?


Tech Support:    Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?


Customer:         Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What
                         do I do first?


Tech Support:   The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?


Customer:        Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is
                        it okay to install Love   while they are running?


Tech Support:   What programs are running ?


Customer:         Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and
                         Resentment running right now.


Tech Support:   No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your
                         current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer  disrupt
                         other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called  
                         High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those  
                         programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?


Customer:        I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?


Tech Support:  With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness.
                        Do this as many   times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been
                        completely erased.


Customer:        Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that
                        normal?


Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to  
                       other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.


Customer:        Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error -
                        Program not run on external components."  What should I do?


Tech Support:  Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet  
                        been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before  
                        you can Love others.


Customer:        So, what should I do?


Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files:
                        Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.


Customer:        Okay, done.


Tech Support:  Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and
                         begin patching faulty programming.
                         Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to
                         make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.


Customer:        Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile
                         is playing o n my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My
                         Heart. Is this normal?


Tech Support:  Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So
                        Love is installed and running.
                        One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules
                        to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool   modules back
                        to you.


Customer:       Thank you, God.

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BY THE WAY: IS IT A GREEN SOFTWARE AND BE UNISTALLED?