号外！家里来了只黑猫！

dcxg

还只有三只脚！

dcxg

介厮也真是
大冷天的，趴草地上，直勾勾的看着哥！
还没走！

dcxg

难道是哥的魅力无可抵挡？@chubbycat @guangyang @李天真 @蓝山夜妖

dcxg

绝对不能爱心泛滥

否则

会给哥们带来一窝猫猫小崽子！

dcxg

然后一天到晚上串下跳咋整？

dcxg

A black cat was roaming around
it was black,as black as coal
No strain of another colour in a bound
nor any lighter kind of darkness on role.

Being black it was not slack.
it was daring and brave
and moved around with a knack
that it posed a confrontation grave.

This black cat came into my garden
squeezing through the gatethe day before.
I keep food for birds every now and then
only that much sufficient for the birdie’s repose.

In one bite the cat gobbled the food
walking past my yard in great stride
found out the food was for its brood
not to the birds anymore as they hide.

Blackie, nicknamed so, became a rowdy
as days passed by he proposed a terror
snarling and showing his teeth like a bawdy
making the children around cry in horror.

The cat which came leisurely into my yard
now threatens me out of the house
if I be kind and act tard
he would drive me out to find another house.

chubbycat

chubbycat

只有三只脚！ @周星星1832

我爱猫眯

给它一个额遮风挡雨的地方吧

Serin

三脚猫啊

chubbycat

dcxg 发表于 2-5-2016 12:44
绝对不能爱心泛滥

否则

dcxg没有爱心

catblue

黑猫不好抓虱子

dcxg

我爱猫眯 发表于 3-5-2016 07:38
给它一个额遮风挡雨的地方吧

懒得搭理他

猫有猫道

dcxg

chubbycat 发表于 3-5-2016 10:09
dcxg没有爱心

没踹y一脚，体现出哥的素质！

chubbycat

dcxg

介只猫是邻居的

没事儿在哥这儿遛弯儿好久啦

内家伙，翻个fence胜似闲庭信步

小猫步倒腾的，悄无声息

dcxg

大清早，哥在这灌水

冷不丁就一道黑影闪过！

dcxg

估计介厮跟哥有些神交@guangyang @shanzee
介个意淫咋样

dcxg

猫和鸟之间是冤家

都有属地的概念

鸟之间还互相保护地盘！

为了鸟，猫狗都不能要！

屎多臭的啊？
每天还得收拾，好烦！

dcxg

贱猫还有个好处，老鼠和蛇害怕

猫猫跟人一样，得饿着

每天吃得跟头猪一样

完蛋！

啥事儿也干不了！

dcxg

还给他们挡风遮雨的啊？

内是促进它们退化！

是吧？

chubbycat

dcxg

野猫见过么？
大马路上健步如飞，身材一级棒！

一只好猫，是不需要人类照顾的

过度关心是害了它

狗也一样，养只狗，内 不是养了佛爷的哇？
整天供着，遛弯儿，各种情绪都得照顾，你不搭理他就跟你捣乱

猫猫狗狗都不能养，比养孩子还烦！

dcxg

现在的姑娘，媳妇们儿

没事儿猫猫狗狗的秀，得瑟

介玩意儿真心找罪受哦

dcxg

chubbycat 发表于 4-5-2016 07:19

还chubby的哇

你简直慢性的毒害小动物！

你得反思啊

世界观啊

没救！