Bloody Darwin
This bloody town’s a bloody cuss,
No bloody trams, no bloody bus,
And no one cares for bloody us,
Oh bloody, bloody Darwin.
The bloody roads are bloody bad,
The bloody folks are bloody mad,
They even say ‘you bloody cad’,
Oh bloody, bloody Darwin.
All bloody clouds and bloody rain,
All bloody stones, no bloody drains,
The Council’s got no bloody brains,
Oh bloody, bloody Darwin.
And everything’s so bloody dear,
A bloody bob for bloody beer,
And is it good? No bloody fear,
Oh bloody, bloody Darwin.
The bloody ‘flicks’ are bloody old,
The bloody seats are bloody cold,
And can’t get in for bloody gold,
Oh bloody, bloody Darwin.
The bloody dances make me smile,
The bloody band is bloody vile,
They only cramp your bloody style,
Oh bloody, bloody Darwin.
No bloody sports, no bloody games,
No bloody fun with bloody dames,
Won’t even give their bloody names,
Oh bloody, bloody Darwin.
Best bloody place is bloody bed,
With bloody ice on bloody head,
And then they say you’re bloody dead,
Oh bloody, bloody Darwin. |