Top 5 Funniest Jokes of 2010

Decent

Beware of Dog-- L.B. Weinstein

As the stranger enters a country store, he spots a sign: "Danger! Beware of Dog!" Inside, he sees a harmless old hound asleep in the middle of the floor.

"Is that the dog we're supposed to beware of?" he asks the owner.

"That's him," comes the reply.

"He doesn't look dangerous to me. Why would you post that sign?"

"Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."

[ 本帖最后由 Decent 于 1-1-2011 14:31 编辑 ]

Decent

Miscellaneous
-- Steve Frank, Point Pleasant, New Jersey

For years I had been telling my friend Pete that he ate too much fast food, but he always denied it. One day he admitted I was right. "What changed your mind?"

"My grandson. When my daughter told him I was coming to visit, he asked, 'Grandpa from Florida, or Grandpa from Pizza Hut?' "

Decent

Winter Migration
-- Linda Dobson

We purchased an old home in northern New York State from two elderly sisters. Winter was fast approaching, and I was concerned about the house's lack of insulation. "If they could live here all those years, so can we!" my husband confidently declared.

One November night the temperature plunged to below zero, and we woke up to find interior walls covered with frost. My husband called the sisters to ask how they had kept the house warm. After a brief conversation, he hung up. "For the past 30 years," he muttered, "they've gone to Florida for the winter."

Decent

Millions of Years Ago
-- Megan Lloyd

Overheard at the dinosaur exhibit in Disney's Animal Kingdom park: a confused woman complaining to her friend, "How could they possibly know the names of all those dinosaurs if they died 75 million years ago? And another thing, how do we even know they were called dinosaurs?"

Decent

Top 5
-- William Holmes

After I spoke at a grade school assembly about veterans, a student asked, "Were you ever in a war?"

"Yes, two," I said. "World War II and Korea."

The girl's follow-up question: "Which war did you like best?"

yanaa

支持下！第一个狗狗的最好笑

funnybird

This joke reminds me of Big Daddy's Pizza shop before they were taken over by the bloody Domino's...

新生活主张

第4个恐龙的最好笑

马二小

Good jokes，much easier to understand than those “overheard” on MX

hywyh

第一个很不错～～
第四个改成blonde比较好～～