[转帖]88 reasons why that you are asian(some i don't quite agree)

从前和以后

1. You look like you are 18.<br>
>2. You like to eat chicken feet.<br>
>3. You suck on fish heads and fish fins.<br>
>4. You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging on your rear view mirror. 5. <br>
>You sing karaoke. 6. Your house is covered with tile.<br>
>7. Your kitchen is covered by a sticky film of grease.<br>
>8. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.<br>
>9. You leave the plastic covers on your remote control.<br>
>10. You've never kissed your mum or dad.<br>
>11. You've never hugged your mum or dad.<br>
>12. Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500.<br>
>13. You wear contacts, to avoid wearing your "coke bottle glasses".<br>
>14. You've worn glasses since you were in fifth grade.<br>
>15. Your hair sticks up when you wake up.<br>
>16. You'll haggle over something that is not negotiable.<br>
>17. You love to use coupons.<br>
>18. You drive around looking for the cheapest petrol.<br>
>19. You drive around for hours looking for the best parking space.<br>
>20. You take showers at night.<br>
>21. You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms.<br>
>22. You don't mind squeezing 20 people into one motel room.<br>
>23. Most girls have more body hair than you, if you are male.<br>
>24. You tap the table when someone pours tea for you.<br>
>25. You say "Aiya!" and "Wah!" frequently.<br>
>26. You don't want to wear your seatbelt because it is<br>
>uncomfortable.<br>
>27. You love Las Vegas, slot machines, and blackjack.<br>
>28. You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can reuse the<br>
>paper.<br>
>29. You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50%<br>
>off.<br>
>30. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.<br>
>31. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table. That's why<br>
>you need the vinyl tablecloth.<br>
>32. You have stuff in the freezer since the beginning of time.<br>
>33. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.<br>
>34. You have never used your dishwasher.<br>
>35. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.<br>
>36. You eat all meals in the kitchen.<br>
>37. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers.<br>
>38. You have a piano in your living room.<br>
>39. You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but you cover your<br>
>mouth).<br>
>40. You twirl your pen around your fingers.<br>
>41. You hate to waste food.<br>
>42. You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or<br>
>one leftover chicken wing.<br>
>43. You don't own any real Tupperware (what's that?) - only a<br>
>cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout<br>
>containers, and jam jars.<br>
>44. You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses.<br>
>45. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take<br>
>every time you stay in a hotel.<br>
>46. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (travel<br>
>means any car ride longer than 15 minutes). These snacks are always<br>
>dried and include dried plums, mango, ginger, and squid.<br>
>47. You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before cooking it.<br>
>48. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.<br>
>49. The dashboard of your Honda is covered by hundreds of small<br>
>toys.<br>
>50. You don't use measuring cups.<br>
>51. You beat eggs with chopsticks.<br>
>52. You have a teacup with a cover on it.<br>
>53. You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since<br>
>calling information (*69) costs 50 cents.<br>
>54. You only make long distance calls after 11pm.<br>
>55. If you are male, you clap at something funny and if you are<br>
>female, you giggle whilst placing a hand over your mouth.<br>
>56. You like Chinese films in their original undubbed versions.<br>
>57. You love Chinese Martial Arts films.<br>
>58. You've learnt some form of martial arts.<br>
>59. Shaolin actually means something to you.<br>
>60. You like congee with thousand-year-old eggs.<br>
>61. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached.<br>
>62. You never call your parents just to say hi.<br>
>63. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if<br>
>you've eaten, even if it's midnight.<br>
>64. When you're sick, your parents tell you not to eat fried foods<br>
>or baked goods due to yeet hay.<br>
>65. You know what yeet hay is.<br>
>66. You e-mail your asian friends at work, even though you only 10<br>
>feet apart.<br>
>67. You use a face cloth.<br>
>68. You starve yourself before going to all you can eat places.<br>
>69. You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or<br>
>electronics.<br>
>70. You save your old Coke bottle glasses even though you're never<br>
>going to use them again.<br>
>71. You own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it.<br>
>72. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.<br>
>73. You know what moon cakes are.<br>
>74. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and<br>
>store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who<br>
>has moved out.<br>
>75. Your parents know how to launch nasal projectiles.<br>
>76. You iron your own shirts.<br>
>77. You play a musical instrument.<br>
>78. Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to<br>
>throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them.<br>
>79. You've eaten a red bean popsicle.<br>
>80. You bring oranges (or other produce) with you as a gift when you<br>
>visit people's homes.<br>
>81. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.<br>
>82. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or<br>
>law.<br>
>83. You live with your parents and you are 30 years old (and they<br>
>prefer it that way). Or if you're married and 30 years old, you live<br>
>in the apartment next door to your parents, or at least in the same<br>
>neighborhood.<br>
>84. You don't tip more than 10% at a restaurant, and if you do, you<br>
>tip Chinese delivery guys/waiters more (if you tip).<br>
>85. You have acquired a taste for bitter melon.<br>
>86. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the<br>
>last piece of food on the table.<br>
>87. You know why there are 88 reasons.<br>
>88. You see the truth in this and then send it to all your asian<br>
>friends.<br>

风中旗

挺经典的！

mite

相当有趣！！！ 谁写的？？？

从前和以后

i don't know. one of my friend forwarded me by email.

fox123

太长了～～

mite

很多句子不象KIWI写的。 如68。