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作者: KALALA 时间: 9-4-2005 17:24
标题: KALALA和KALALA老婆之协议
1.饭你做屋子你收拾还有照顾BABY<br>
2.菜也要你买草坪也要你修整狗也要你喂 <br>
3.车子要你擦孩子要你辅导<br>
4.虽然有洗碗机但还是要用人工擦盘子的这活也归你 <br>
5.厨房里有全套料理设备包括火炉烤箱微波炉必须物尽其用 8许偷懒做简单的东东糊弄LG <br>
6.每周周末全家外出野餐露营一次8许对LG以外的摔锅凝视超过5秒钟 <br>
7.鉴于你喜欢堡电话粥的习惯（尤其是你经常打国际长途）电话费从你每月的零用钱里扣 <br>
8.不得在16.50（超市关门前）买些大减价的烂菜叶子糊弄LG <br>
9.不得把雀巢当成卡布奇诺糊弄LG <br>
10.每周至少去一次chinatown做一次LG喜欢的中餐不得偷懒 <br>
11.虽然烤黄花鱼和烤牛排是澳洲家常菜但偶们是华人所以每周不得出现三次以上类似食物 <br>
12.虽然偶喜欢吃KFC 但澳洲遍地都是汉堡包和薯条所以不得总拿这些垃圾食品糊弄LG <br>
13.要相信LG的驾驶技术不得在LG开车时坐在旁边大喊大叫 <br>
14.要相信LG的人品不得在LG偶尔晚到家时就刑讯逼供 <br>
15.本条款于发布之日起实施，如有需要LG有权利增加额外条款。<img src="../leadbbsfile/UBBicon/em02.GIF" align=absmiddle border=0>

作者: aneana 时间: 9-4-2005 17:51
标题: re:这个。。。。。人都是有梦想的。。可以理解...
这个。。。。。人都是有梦想的。。可以理解。。<P><table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td><OBJECT codeBase='<a target=_blank href=http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab>http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab</a>#version=4,0,2,0' classid='clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000' width='48' height='48' Id='Audible29090060685'><PARAM NAME=movie VALUE='../plug-ins/audio/swf/02.swf'><param name=menu value=false><PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high><PARAM NAME=play VALUE=false><param name='wmode' value='transparent'><embed src='../plug-ins/audio/swf/02.swf' quality='high' pluginspage='<a target=_blank href=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'>http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'</a> type='application/x-shockwave-flash' width='48' height='48'></embed></OBJECT></td><td align='left' style='cursor:hand;' title='鼠标悬停播放' nowrap onclick='document.Audible29090060685.Play()'>嘿嘿！逗你玩！</td></tr></table></p>

作者: callie 时间: 9-4-2005 17:57
标题: re:比小狗还挑剔呢~~~~
比小狗还挑剔呢~~~~

作者: 可达鸭 时间: 9-4-2005 18:50
标题: re:callie妹妹说的对哩！
callie妹妹说的对哩！

作者: sd000 时间: 9-4-2005 19:18
提示: 作者被禁止或删除, 无法发言 标题: re:kalala有lp了吗？kalala...
kalala有lp了吗？<br>
kalala有这样的lp了吗？

作者: 阿兵 时间: 9-4-2005 19:23
标题: re:听着就舒服啊！
听着就舒服啊！

作者: JohnnyWang 时间: 9-4-2005 20:47
标题: re:这是每个老公都想和老婆签的协议！建议...
这是每个老公都想和老婆签的协议！<br>
建议强制执行！<br>
<P><table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td><OBJECT codeBase='<a target=_blank href=http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab>http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab</a>#version=4,0,2,0' classid='clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000' width='48' height='48' Id='Audible71251871268'><PARAM NAME=movie VALUE='../plug-ins/audio/swf/07.swf'><param name=menu value=false><PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high><PARAM NAME=play VALUE=false><param name='wmode' value='transparent'><embed src='../plug-ins/audio/swf/07.swf' quality='high' pluginspage='<a target=_blank href=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'>http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'</a> type='application/x-shockwave-flash' width='48' height='48'></embed></OBJECT></td><td align='left' style='cursor:hand;' title='鼠标悬停播放' nowrap onclick='document.Audible71251871268.Play()'>加油喔！</td></tr></table></p><br>
<P><table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td><OBJECT codeBase='<a target=_blank href=http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab>http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab</a>#version=4,0,2,0' classid='clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000' width='48' height='48' Id='Audible62302271268'><PARAM NAME=movie VALUE='../plug-ins/audio/swf/05.swf'><param name=menu value=false><PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high><PARAM NAME=play VALUE=false><param name='wmode' value='transparent'><embed src='../plug-ins/audio/swf/05.swf' quality='high' pluginspage='<a target=_blank href=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'>http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'</a> type='application/x-shockwave-flash' width='48' height='48'></embed></OBJECT></td><td align='left' style='cursor:hand;' title='鼠标悬停播放' nowrap onclick='document.Audible62302271268.Play()'>一定要幸福喔！</td></tr></table></p>

作者: huahua3 时间: 9-4-2005 21:10
标题: re:[audio01][audio07]
<P><table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td><OBJECT codeBase='<a target=_blank href=http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab>http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab</a>#version=4,0,2,0' classid='clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000' width='48' height='48' Id='Audible99630272610'><PARAM NAME=movie VALUE='../plug-ins/audio/swf/01.swf'><param name=menu value=false><PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high><PARAM NAME=play VALUE=false><param name='wmode' value='transparent'><embed src='../plug-ins/audio/swf/01.swf' quality='high' pluginspage='<a target=_blank href=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'>http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'</a> type='application/x-shockwave-flash' width='48' height='48'></embed></OBJECT></td><td align='left' style='cursor:hand;' title='鼠标悬停播放' nowrap onclick='document.Audible99630272610.Play()'>就这事啊！地球人都知道</td></tr></table></p><P><table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td><OBJECT codeBase='<a target=_blank href=http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab>http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab</a>#version=4,0,2,0' classid='clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000' width='48' height='48' Id='Audible99225772610'><PARAM NAME=movie VALUE='../plug-ins/audio/swf/07.swf'><param name=menu value=false><PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high><PARAM NAME=play VALUE=false><param name='wmode' value='transparent'><embed src='../plug-ins/audio/swf/07.swf' quality='high' pluginspage='<a target=_blank href=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'>http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'</a> type='application/x-shockwave-flash' width='48' height='48'></embed></OBJECT></td><td align='left' style='cursor:hand;' title='鼠标悬停播放' nowrap onclick='document.Audible99225772610.Play()'>加油喔！</td></tr></table></p>

作者: sunnyday 时间: 9-4-2005 21:18
标题: re:这种帖子好有一比....就是丧权辱国的那...
这种帖子好有一比....就是丧权辱国的那个啥不平等条约来着????<br>
<br>
这个帖子应该删!!!

作者: janechi 时间: 10-4-2005 00:22
标题: re:楼上你是用你LG的ID吧？呵呵呵呵。这是...
楼上你是用你LG的ID吧？呵呵呵呵。这是卡拉拉午睡的时候梦见的吧，把LG换成LP就觉得气才顺点。

作者: 妹妹 时间: 10-4-2005 02:19
标题: re:等LALA有了LP以后,这就变成他LP对...
等LALA有了LP以后,这就变成他LP对他的协议了!<P><table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td><OBJECT codeBase='<a target=_blank href=http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab>http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab</a>#version=4,0,2,0' classid='clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000' width='48' height='48' Id='Audible526344753'><PARAM NAME=movie VALUE='../plug-ins/audio/swf/02.swf'><param name=menu value=false><PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high><PARAM NAME=play VALUE=false><param name='wmode' value='transparent'><embed src='../plug-ins/audio/swf/02.swf' quality='high' pluginspage='<a target=_blank href=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'>http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'</a> type='application/x-shockwave-flash' width='48' height='48'></embed></OBJECT></td><td align='left' style='cursor:hand;' title='鼠标悬停播放' nowrap onclick='document.Audible526344753.Play()'>嘿嘿！逗你玩！</td></tr></table></p>

作者: aneana 时间: 10-4-2005 02:26
标题: re:同意。。哈哈。。[audio06]
同意。。哈哈。。<P><table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td><OBJECT codeBase='<a target=_blank href=http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab>http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab</a>#version=4,0,2,0' classid='clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000' width='48' height='48' Id='Audible9901775204'><PARAM NAME=movie VALUE='../plug-ins/audio/swf/06.swf'><param name=menu value=false><PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high><PARAM NAME=play VALUE=false><param name='wmode' value='transparent'><embed src='../plug-ins/audio/swf/06.swf' quality='high' pluginspage='<a target=_blank href=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'>http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'</a> type='application/x-shockwave-flash' width='48' height='48'></embed></OBJECT></td><td align='left' style='cursor:hand;' title='鼠标悬停播放' nowrap onclick='document.Audible9901775204.Play()'>你好可爱耶！</td></tr></table></p>

作者: chubbycat 时间: 10-4-2005 06:12
标题: re:smart kalala cat! [a...
smart kalala cat! <P><table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td><OBJECT codeBase='<a target=_blank href=http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab>http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab</a>#version=4,0,2,0' classid='clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000' width='48' height='48' Id='Audible75994218761'><PARAM NAME=movie VALUE='../plug-ins/audio/swf/07.swf'><param name=menu value=false><PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high><PARAM NAME=play VALUE=false><param name='wmode' value='transparent'><embed src='../plug-ins/audio/swf/07.swf' quality='high' pluginspage='<a target=_blank href=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'>http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'</a> type='application/x-shockwave-flash' width='48' height='48'></embed></OBJECT></td><td align='left' style='cursor:hand;' title='鼠标悬停播放' nowrap onclick='document.Audible75994218761.Play()'>加油喔！</td></tr></table></p>

作者: 刹≯那 时间: 10-4-2005 06:16
标题: re:好可愛得一對啊 ...可是為什麽...
好可愛得一對啊 ...<br>
<br>
可是為什麽衹有對lp得要求,滅有對lg得啊 !>

作者: chubbycat 时间: 10-4-2005 07:53
标题: re:we need to ask kalal...
we need to ask kalala if this one is a MUTUAL 协议<br>

作者: 唐小鸭 时间: 10-4-2005 12:49
标题: re:哇！厉害．就是有点不公平．且有点象我老婆...
哇！厉害．就是有点不公平．且有点象我老婆给我的协议．卡卡<P><table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td><OBJECT codeBase='<a target=_blank href=http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab>http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab</a>#version=4,0,2,0' classid='clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000' width='48' height='48' Id='Audible38614742551'><PARAM NAME=movie VALUE='../plug-ins/audio/swf/16.swf'><param name=menu value=false><PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high><PARAM NAME=play VALUE=false><param name='wmode' value='transparent'><embed src='../plug-ins/audio/swf/16.swf' quality='high' pluginspage='<a target=_blank href=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'>http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'</a> type='application/x-shockwave-flash' width='48' height='48'></embed></OBJECT></td><td align='left' style='cursor:hand;' title='鼠标悬停播放' nowrap onclick='document.Audible38614742551.Play()'>啊你是中邪喔..</td></tr></table></p>

作者: ouyanglimi 时间: 10-4-2005 15:09
标题: re:呵呵，乐晕我了，看样子我LG是比较好应付...
呵呵，乐晕我了，看样子我LG是比较好应付的那种

作者: sunnyday 时间: 10-4-2005 15:26
标题: re:估计最近KALALA他lp上不了这个论坛...
估计最近KALALA他lp上不了这个论坛，KALALA他也就敢在这里说说。。。<br>
<br>
有本事让KALALA拿出协议原件来我们看看。。哼。

作者: 刹≯那 时间: 10-4-2005 18:40
标题: re:哈哈~ 搞不好囘傢跪厠所!
哈哈~ <br>
<br>
搞不好囘傢跪厠所!

作者: chubbycat 时间: 11-4-2005 02:05
标题: re:who's kalala's LD?
who's kalala's LD?

作者: 刹≯那 时间: 11-4-2005 03:58
标题: re:LD？是什么。。
LD？是什么。。

作者: chubbycat 时间: 11-4-2005 04:00
标题: re:LD=领导=LP
LD=领导=LP

作者: 刹≯那 时间: 11-4-2005 04:05
标题: re:哇哈哈~ 我中意這個詞...PS...
哇哈哈~ 我中意這個詞...<br>
<br>
PS我是刹那的LD....WAHAHAHA

作者: chubbycat 时间: 11-4-2005 04:11
标题: re:yep hehe
yep hehe

作者: happylulu 时间: 11-4-2005 11:15
标题: re:理解,理解,所以我们还是允许KALALA...
理解,理解,所以我们还是允许KALALA在论坛上放肆一下的,因为他的现实生活是相反的呀,哈哈哈

作者: chubbycat 时间: 12-4-2005 03:59
标题: re:kalala cat's so brav...
kalala cat's so brave

作者: enjoyit 时间: 12-4-2005 23:58
标题: re:同情中[audio05]
同情中<P><table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td><OBJECT codeBase='<a target=_blank href=http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab>http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab</a>#version=4,0,2,0' classid='clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000' width='48' height='48' Id='Audible18619482714'><PARAM NAME=movie VALUE='../plug-ins/audio/swf/05.swf'><param name=menu value=false><PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high><PARAM NAME=play VALUE=false><param name='wmode' value='transparent'><embed src='../plug-ins/audio/swf/05.swf' quality='high' pluginspage='<a target=_blank href=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'>http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'</a> type='application/x-shockwave-flash' width='48' height='48'></embed></OBJECT></td><td align='left' style='cursor:hand;' title='鼠标悬停播放' nowrap onclick='document.Audible18619482714.Play()'>一定要幸福喔！</td></tr></table></p>

作者: chubbycat 时间: 13-4-2005 02:52
标题: re:同情 kalala cat!
同情 kalala cat!

作者: torance 时间: 13-4-2005 10:18
标题: re:今天怎么没见kalala，正在受惩罚中？
今天怎么没见kalala，正在受惩罚中？

作者: chubbycat 时间: 13-4-2005 10:40
标题: re:maybe poor kalala ca...
maybe poor kalala cat

作者: chubbycat 时间: 14-4-2005 01:36
标题: re:haha
haha

作者: 毛桩桩 时间: 15-4-2005 10:01
标题: re:KALALA,醒醒,醒醒,快醒醒!
KALALA,醒醒,醒醒,快醒醒!

作者: KALALA 时间: 15-4-2005 14:36
标题: re:555~~人家正做着美梦呢为啥叫醒偶
555~~人家正做着美梦呢为啥叫醒偶

作者: Saturday 时间: 15-4-2005 16:17
标题: re:哈哈^_^
哈哈^_^

作者: 輕吟`那憬 时间: 14-9-2010 19:22
去S吧你，我看这辈子你都不要结婚好了

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