How to find a perfect boyfriend in a party?

xblues

How to find a perfect boyfriend in a party?

A girl at a party saw a nice tidy guy, then she walked close to the guy...

Girl: I love your tie
Guy: Thanks!
Girl: Are you single?
Guy: Yes!
Girl: Are you gay?
Guy: Yes!
Girl left immediately.

Then the girl met the second guy.

Girl: I love your shirt.
Guy: Thanks.
Girl: Are you single?
Guy: Yes!
Girl: Are you gay?
Guy: No! (laughing)
Girl: Are  you working?
Guy: No! (continually laughing )...

Girl turned her face away and left, then turned to the third guy...

Girl: I love your suit.
Guy: Thanks.
Girl: Are you single?
Guy: Yes!
Girl: Are you gay?
Guy: No! (are you joking?)
Girl: Are  you working?
Guy: Yes!

Girl smiled then started kissing the guy...for awhile then left (the kiss wasn't so right)

[ 本帖最后由 xblues 于 11-5-2008 16:29 编辑 ]

KALALA

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   什么意思》没看明白……

KALALA

男人难

xblues

正在看一部刚下载的电影叫：PS: I love you
Friends里的索菲也在这个电影里面，上面的那一点就是她的表演，实在是幽默。
你要是没看，那就找找这部电影看看，我才开始看，已经觉得这是一个感人的好电影了。
A young widow discovers that her late husband has left her 10 messages intended to help ease her pain and start a new life.

影评之一：
It has been a long time since a movie has moved me the way that P.S. I Love You did. My daughter enjoyed it as much as my friend did and my daughter is 30 yrs. younger, so its a movie for women of all ages. It is a great chick flick to see and stays with you long after you leave the theater. Just be sure to bring plenty of Kleenex with you. The casting was great. We all loved seeing Denny from Gray's Anatomy (can't remember his real name) and Gerald Butler. Also, we all like Harry Connick Jr. and anytime Kathy Bates is in a movie its good. We also liked Lisa Kudrow and her one-liners. Hilary Swank is also very good in this movie. The men in our lives were glad we went and saw it without them, but I guess there are some men who would enjoy it. I am telling everyone to go and see it and that it is not a waste of money like so many movies are. It is one that we will purchase for our DVD collection. So go and enjoy a movie that will make you cry, have you laughing and leave you with that WOW feeling as you walk out of the show.
（译）已经很久没有一部电影想这部电影这样的打动我了。 我30岁的女儿以及我的朋友们都和我一样的喜欢这部影片，因此，可以说这是一部适合任何年龄的女性观看的影片，一部适合到剧院去观赏的女性电影，别忘了带上纸巾！演员阵容强大......当然，也同样适合男人观看........极力推荐......(惨了，这个写评论的人怎么写的，我翻译完了才发现一堆废话，不过，绝对是一部好电影！值得看！感动人！)

IMDB URL： http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0431308/

                               
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[ 本帖最后由 xblues 于 11-5-2008 17:11 编辑 ]

采薇子

  的确很多废话……
也许写影评的人太过激动了

bark

呵呵，vivi，xblues给你的是“空手套白狼”的经典套路嘛。
就是你看上了喜欢的人的时候，怎么和他攀谈呗。
攀谈上了之后，判断一下这人有没有问题，没有问题就继续谈，把它谈成恋爱不就行了。

8戒

呵呵，这招不好，危险性太大，太随意了。只不过看到有好的当然要当仁不让的，但是这样做恐怕结果就不得而知了。哈哈~~

bark

危险不危险，谈了才知道啊！关键是把握好“转身就走”的时机。

采薇子

  很不好意识的说，长这么大以来，还没有过这样的经验……

8戒

你可以在KA猫身上试一下，这个相对安全，因为我们大家都认识他，他想做坏事也不敢。哈哈~~

采薇子

这个你就不知道了吧？！熟人不好下手啊……

o(∩_∩)o...哈哈

8戒

没事，就当不认识KA猫。哈哈~~

采薇子

  人家KALALA 已经有心上人的，不要乱制造绯闻……

我也有自然了

8戒

晕，自然不是有老公了么？这可怎么弄法子啊？？

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命苦啊我……

8戒

哈哈，上次FREEOZ里看到还有那个谁挺可爱的。

采薇子

  这里可爱的人多了……

谁啊？

自然

原帖由 vivi0905 于 11-5-2008 20:57 发表

                               
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  人家KALALA 已经有心上人的，不要乱制造绯闻……

我也有自然了

                               
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goldeneye

chubbycat

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langchu

完全没明白

nizi

a perfect boyfriend

langchu

那有啥？